It’s the real food equivalent of high cholesterol and an early death, I’m telling you.
I’m talking about a common hazard of the real food lifestyle – grease stains.
Sometimes I think there might be an alien in my dryer.
A greasy one who is sabotaging all of our solid colored shirts.
Either that, or our clothing is simply in the line of fire because my kids love dipping veggies in homemade Italian dressing and I generally leave the immune-boosting fat in my homemade chicken bone broth.
Don’t get me wrong – I’ll take these real food hazards over the very real health hazards of the junk food lifestyle, especially since I’m sure my family would figure out how to grease stain clothing while eating 100% packaged, processed food too.
And have you noticed that brand new, brightly colored clothing always gets a hit more than old junky clothes? Why is that!?
I check over my kids’ clothing before tossing it down the laundry chute, but somehow I usually don’t catch phantom grease stains until after they’ve been through the dryer, making them 5,729 times harder to get out.
I did some of my famous KS experimenting a few years ago, testing all the recommended home remedies for laundry grease stains. We had plenty of raw material to use as test subjects, believe me.
Here’s what works and doesn’t work to get grease stains out of clothing.
This has always been my first line of defense, with mixed results, usually heavily dependent on whether the dryer was involved, or not.
I apply dishsoap or undiluted concentrated soap directly to the stain, rub it in, add a bit of very hot water, rub some more for just a little sudsing action, and let it sit for a very long time (a day or more). I then wash in warm or hot water, provided I think the article of clothing can handle it.
Always try to make sure you’re the person to move the laundry from the washer to the dryer, and remember to pull out any grease-stained clothing you’re working on to air dry. If you fail, you don’t want to let the dryer heat touch the stain as it will set it in.
Here are some results on specific brands:
Shaklee Basic H
I’d always been told that this would get even dryered-on grease stains out, but it’s been hit and miss, mainly miss, for me.
Dr. Bronner’s Castille Soap
A marginal yes, but more effective on grease stains that haven’t been baked on in the dryer.
Dr. Bronner’s Sal Suds
This bottle went 2 for 3 in official testing, with definite improvement, at least, on a stain on which something else had failed.
7th Generation Dish Soap
A yes on my jeans, which had been through the dryer, a “not really” on a skirt with a stain that could have been who-knows-how-old.
Ecover Dish Soap
Performed quite successfully on two shirts that had both been previously worked on with a huge “fail” before.
Overall, I’d say your strongest dish soap is your best bet – they’re created to “cut the grease” in the first place, anyway, right? Many folks say blue Dawn in particular is a winner.
And with my grease stain issue, I have been willing to turn a blind eye to whatever ingredients might be offensive in a bottle of blue Dawn (cough, cough), which I now have in my laundry room (a bit of my mother-in-law’s that she donated to the anti-grease effort).
It has given the most consistent success in saving clothing lost to the grease stain monsters. Don’t tell the eco-police on me.
Last tip: Even if the article of clothing is “cold water wash,” wash in at least warm water…and if you hang to dry and the dreaded grease stain is still there? Go for hot.
Seriously. With more soap.
I had heard from readers that rubbing chalk into a grease stain would get it out. Hopefully the chalk in my daughter’s game was actually “real” chalk.
I used chalk on this pink sweatshirt which had been dipped in homemade ranch dressing – look at the difference above in how it reacted to a stain that had been around and through the wash/dry before (on the left) and the new stain that I caught pre-dryer (on the right).
The stain on the right was completely gone, but the stain on the left hung around. Chalk also failed on another “dryer-in” stain.
So…I would say chalk is worth a try, especially if a grease stain isn’t set in yet…but I still lean toward soap as the better solution.
I read about a laundry stain remover from Emily at Live Renewed and put a twist on it to test on grease stains.
In the photo of the pink sweatshirt above, you see the toothbrush rubbing in the baking soda with a bit of water. Then I sprayed with a 50/50 solution of white vinegar and water.
I gave it a “fail” afterward on the pink shirt, but it got out two large mysterious stains on my son’s gray sweatpants, which may or may not have been a grease stain, but definitely had been through the dryer already:
The lesson here? Try anything!
I did try this version of the stain remover on some mustard, my daughter’s favorite dip and therefore a frequent flyer stain on her sleeves, and it didn’t make a dent. Mustard is definitely another sidekick in the laundry battles at our house, and hardly anything gets it out, even a soak – except Branch Basics (new formula, even better!) (product being reformulated, check back later!) (I’m an affiliate). Love that stuff. It’s a totally natural, all-purpose cleaner (and now that I’m writing this, I realized I need to test it on grease stains!).
Borax or Oxygen Bleach/Vinegar
Emily’s original suggestion for removing stains, borax followed by vinegar water, did not make a dent in this uber-stubborn grease stain on my husband’s shirt. I also tried another twist on the method with that oxygen bleach shown in the photo, but to no avail.
However, on a second mysterious spot on those gray pants of my son’s, this combo also knocked out the dried on stain.
One reader surmised that if chalk knocks out the grease, maybe clay would have a similar effect and be even more “natural.”
I am sorry to announce that in three trials at our house, I’d have to fall on the side of “no.” It was worth a shot!
I have this tub of Biokleen dishwasher detergent that will no longer clean my dishes, so I figured I’d try it like oxygen bleach on the clothing. I rubbed it into a stain, dry, and used the vinegar, and what a disaster!
The shirt came through the wash, twice, with white powder stains still evident (below). Do not try this at home! (I still might – might! – try it as a soaking medium, but I’m nervous about it.)
The right hand side of this stain is the failed attempt using chalk, so you can see the before-and-after shots above.
These are recommended by readers, but I just didn’t include everything in my testing:
- Fels Naptha soap
- Ecover stain remover
Ironically, as I finished evaluating all this laundry, another grease-stained dress came out of – you know it – the dryer, so…
…I get to experiment more! (Can you hear the thrill in my voice?)
And also, do you want to come to my house and take care of mine? 😉